Adieu, Adieu 17 Day Diet.....

Parting is such sweet sorrow.  Alas!  I have come to the realization that you and I are not meant to be together.  It has been a short, whirlwind romance, but you have let me down.  Or perhaps I have let you down.  Never-the-less I find myself disappointed once again.  You promised me quick results.  All I had to do was follow you without wavering.  I tried my best.  I really did.  I was as faithful to you as I knew how to be.  It should have worked out for us.  There should have been at least some mild results.  And perhaps there were.  Perhaps I gleaned more from our relationship than I first thought. 

Because of you I now know how to make some delicious home-made yogurt and some wildly nutritious kale chips.  I now know that eating carbs too close to bedtime is a bad idea.  I understand the importance of drinking gallons of water, though I had a bit of trouble with that one. 

I know I'm a better person for having known you, and I only feel mildly chagrined that I gave you so much of my hard earned money.   (I have always been generous to a fault.)  But now it is time to say good bye.  I have found another that delivers far more than you have in our brief courtship. 

Hello Treadmill.... I love you!